posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.

Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020

pinata post

A post made on an electronic message board or social networking site giving vent to an opinion to which everyone viewing same feels entitled to take a swing at the OP (original poster).

Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."

Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."

Second reply: "IAWTC"

Third reply: "Ditto"

Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"

Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"

by cwesq July 25, 2009

Help Post This

And you get a free cookie.

help post this pls!!!!111!!one!111
I believe in you.
This is my Christmas present.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (for me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020

post whisperer

Someone who is a master at changing the pedestrian lights from red man to green man.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.

Martin is a post whisperer. He can change the pedestrian lights in seconds. He has a gift.

Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.

by mcfly-m December 14, 2017

post grub

Taking rips after of your juul after you eat

That burrito was delicious want to take some post grubs

by Reedlammerrr March 3, 2019