1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
Get the vacuum the pantrymug. 
Get the 《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Vacuum《¤》Abrasions《¤》mug. The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.
by Jake.1026 September 5, 2025
Get the Utah Vacuum Cleanermug. The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.
by MightyLump September 15, 2010
Get the Phoenix vacuummug. by devilsvacuum June 26, 2022
Get the devil's vacuummug. means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave July 31, 2017
Get the i own a vacuummug. by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
Get the Vacuum methodmug.