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vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck
1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
mugGet the vacuum the pantrymug.

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
mugGet the 《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Vacuum《¤》Abrasions《¤》mug.

Utah Vacuum Cleaner

The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.
Today I'm giving my stepsisters a Utah Vacuum Cleaner.
by Jake.1026 September 5, 2025
mugGet the Utah Vacuum Cleanermug.

Phoenix vacuum

The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.
He just got Phoenix vacuum'ed
by MightyLump September 15, 2010
mugGet the Phoenix vacuummug.

devil's vacuum

a terminology that is used to reference a blowjob
"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"
by devilsvacuum June 26, 2022
mugGet the devil's vacuummug.

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave July 31, 2017
mugGet the i own a vacuummug.

Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy
by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
mugGet the Vacuum methodmug.

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