When, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.
Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".
Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/08/karl.merk.arm.transplant.ap/index.html
Jerking off after the above.
"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"
Jerking off after the above.
"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"
by LandoAWD October 08, 2008
Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme urban sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
by Dimedude November 09, 2007
A man in his 40's who still lives with his parents and lies about his life to attract underage girls. He also likes to talk about his qualities. Those being a sense of extreme attractiveness, a heightened sense of a profound knowledge and amazing humor and intelligence, mean while, he looks like a gay, Jewish man and has little to no knowledge that is out of the ordinary and is ultimately dull and boring.
by Kat S April 27, 2011
Lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the vagina and anus, put the penis on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate sexual experience.
Greg Cum placed his sex toy, Jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.
by lickalotapussy April 17, 2009
the only reason black people voted for obama is because he is black.
no one will say it, but everyone knows its true, even black people
no one will say it, but everyone knows its true, even black people
black guy: i voted for obama because he is a republican
white guy: the ultimate truth proves itself once again
white guy: the ultimate truth proves itself once again
by k-nigga February 05, 2009
1. The best game where one can lay a beat down just to get a point and not get in trouble for it.
2. The most amazing thing you could do with a Frisbee.
2. The most amazing thing you could do with a Frisbee.
by ULTIMATE! September 10, 2009
This is the ability to be willing to do give up all you have to show you love your one true love. . .This doesnt mean to give up going after them it means the ability to chase her around the world and let her realize you need her more than anything else. ..
John just to show how much he loved Elizabeth was willing to have the ultimate sacrifice for her and stopped everything and joined the army to be able to make her dreams come true if she gave you a chance again
by John Wagenaar March 14, 2006