Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."

by KyleP11 December 1, 2014

Poverty Puffs

Those big ass bags of cheap cereal near grocer's freezer. Patent Pending CL 2/24/16

Hey Todd, That's a big ass bag of "Poverty Puffs". Yes it is Bill. Yes it is!

Mom! Can Bill have some "Poverty Puffs"? No he can not Son. No he can not!

cereal breakfastbooty

by I AM CL August 31, 2016

puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.

Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.

by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011

slurry puff

sophie.
a slut who is in a hurry, a kind of ganga

mim: your a bit of a ganga, arent you?
sophie: people seem to think so..
mim: your just a slurry puff

by Mim123 January 17, 2009

Boob-puff

Like the Boob-Cat but they will pretty much only use you for ya puff...

We wont see Vincent today because I told the bludger we got nothing, lol😅
What a fuggen Boob-puff😅

by Mad 2 da Max December 18, 2021

Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.

Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.

by Bear Man Sr. February 8, 2020