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Dick prisoner

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.
Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022
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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
by CherylFan September 13, 2014
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prison pregnant

When someone goes boop-boop in your beep-beep
When Cameron got out of jail he was prison pregnant!
by Max Gripper September 7, 2017
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prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.
"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."
by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013
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prison hot

There are two uses.

1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.

2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)
1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"

2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."
by Lais May 16, 2006
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Prison Daddy

"yo man hows it going with your prison daddy"

"Oh hell naw your prison daddy has found you again"

"man your prison daddy is into some kinky shit"
by n4t3n September 16, 2021
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prison brownie

A sexual act in which a group of men (usually prisoners) are showering and one man shits into another's mouth.
As a convicted child rapist, Roger was a primary target to receive a prison brownie.
by IGraduatedTheFourthGrade October 6, 2017
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