Owen Jones are know for being the bigger nonce know to man. Some may day they are one the same level as Jimmy Savile, but Owen Jones can be described as worst, not just liking little girl, but also little boys of ages 12 and below
by xyesyesyesyesx May 11, 2022
When your having sex on a trampoline and your about to cum you proceed to jump over her and the explode cum all over her while continuing to bounce
by Dirtyswaggerman December 29, 2011
Tall handsome and strong. Has at least a seven incher. You can trust him with anything. Great friend.
Owen Payne is a sexy beast.
by Fitgirl1232 December 31, 2020
A wonderful, and beautiful girl. even though she has a boys name she is very girly and nice. she isn't rich, but she dresses to impress and has the best style. not skinny, but has a very nice body that guys secretly love.
DANG Owen girl is thickkkkkkkkk
gotta love owens girls body
do you see that girl, wow such an Owen girl!!!!
gotta love owens girls body
do you see that girl, wow such an Owen girl!!!!
by annoynamos12345678910 February 10, 2017
by Mr woops November 14, 2020
Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
by OrgyPig March 03, 2011
Owen Taylor is a highly sophisticated specimen and one of many talents. This genius could play a high intensity game of baseball, curl 1000 kg weights and bake an exquisite cake, that would put Mary Berry to shame, all in 10 seconds. His academic prowess rises him above all others and he never ceases to impress and amaze though he has never led his blinding talents get in the way of his amazing friendliness and modesty. He is the best friend you could wish for but also, with his balls of steel, he is the best lover you could wish for. His rock hard abs are an inspiration to all and will make all of the girls flock. Owen is so incredibly kind that he is too afraid to accept the women’s admiration for him. He could be riding a girl and slapping them silly and STILL not admit their obvious affection towards him. He is the perfect balance between the best porn star and the best scientist. He is the nicest person you will ever meet and is the best friend you could hope for. He is somewhat clueless and quirky but this is only because of his obvious disregard of the advances of loveable girls and that’s what makes him special. No one can deny that he is both the best friend that you have always wanted and the boyfriend that girls have always needed. Girls want him; guys want to be him. A guy who plays sport, looks good, has abs, is intelligent and highly friendly, kind and amusing is definitely the best king of guy. Could you ask for more?
by Joe Cawthorn July 19, 2018