Trojan Moose

When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.
George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."

George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."

American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"

Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"

American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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by Gemini8555 October 22, 2008
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Moose-alicous

Someone wonderful,witty and well endowed.Good for behind doors activities..............
Babes youre moose-alicous!Shake it!
by mushroom April 29, 2003
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Dirty moose

This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.
My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose
by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019
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Moose Missile

Long light brown poo that comes out very quickly and easily.
After that buffet I am going to need to fire off a moose missile.
by Bobby DanishII November 7, 2009
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Moose Jaw

A small city by the #1 highway in the province of Saskatchewan. Although the population is small, the city of Moose Jaw has many local attractions including the beautiful murals painted on the walls of buildings, historical city buildings, and tours. The city is also nick named "the friendly city" because of the kind residents living there and the great community. The people will gladly help you if you ever get lost.
Friend1: Hey where'd you go for your summer vacation?
Friend2: I went to Moose Jaw.
Friend1: How was it?
Friend2: I had good time down t here, it's a great place to visit!
by TheVilla July 27, 2006
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moose fucker

by Lexy October 24, 2003
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