Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024
Get the Noob Lubemug. When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023
Get the Sucking the Lubemug. when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan
by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021
Get the lube danmug. To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
by Name here please March 19, 2021
Get the Lube the tadpolemug. I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
Get the dont forget the lubemug. Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
Get the Mexican Lubemug. A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.
*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019
Get the Tube o' Lubemug.