by bigd1023 November 28, 2007
Get the burrito buttholemug. It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.
by Okapi_427 May 27, 2015
Get the Bean Burritomug. A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
by FRISKET July 28, 2008
Get the Cancer Burritomug. "I'll have a chicken parm with a side burrio please."
"I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about my side burrito."
"I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about my side burrito."
by theskoontz May 18, 2017
Get the side burritomug. Gerund phrase: when one is in bed and wraps him or herself in covers or a zipped-up sleeping bag and then proceeds to rip ass.
When sharing a bed with a sexy lady after a long night of drinking, flavoring the burrito instead of sharing a blanket could help get Jace a second date.
by Shreadhead February 6, 2014
Get the Flavoring the burritomug. A porn burrito is a mixture of porn playlist all being played simultaneously in the same room on many different tv screens. A porn burrito doesn't have to watched alone and can ever be shared with friends Family, and even neighbors
Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
by Parkmacdiego February 18, 2017
Get the porn burritomug. A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.
Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."
by 60 Central March 20, 2008
Get the Burrito Mama'mug.