Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
by jah90013 July 23, 2016
Get the mouth burglar mug.A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016
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(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
by C.S.H. March 13, 2022
Get the Clam Burglar mug.Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
Get the turd burglar mug.A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
Get the We've had Polish burglars mug.the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.
Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.
by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021
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