Albert

A guy with the biggest acne problems at the age of 12 funny and ugly

Holy shit, Albert looks like a pimpled infection

by NinjaOnSteroids March 30, 2020

Albert the ginger

very ginger

being defined Albert the ginger means that a person or thing is either acting or just is very ginger

by jonnythelad January 8, 2019

Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.

A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.

by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022

Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Albert

Albert is a Florida Roblox player who constantly trolls robloxians with admin commands and screeches every 5 seconds before the video starts. He's very chill and immature, however, his videos are hilarious.

Robloxian12: Hey, you know Albert, right?
Catty76: Ummm... who?
Robloxian12: Get the ###### ### ## my friends list.

by SweetHeartAnne May 8, 2019

Albert

Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay

Someone who gets female attention without even trying

Johnny sins is an ALBERT

Oh look how much females he gets, he must be an ALBERT

by Smsislwm sms March 28, 2021

Albert Bach Frandsen

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets

Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.

by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017