chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

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Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.

Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.

by gerierection December 8, 2011

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Nerd Wood

Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.

I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!

by roopedog September 26, 2011

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wood is good

this is a remark usually admiring a dudes junk

WOAH DUDE! that wood is good

by LionZozo December 29, 2016

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Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.

Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?

by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020

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dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010

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