A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.
Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!
by pirate phillip December 03, 2009
A dick smaller than a vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. Is of average length but is thicker than normal.
by Jackhammer April 09, 2016
by mj23polaris August 12, 2011
when mees wastes their weekend by not seeing a single friend. a weekend of regret by waking up late, and not planning things ahead of time.
by mees0804 January 18, 2021
by Quinndawgx October 11, 2022
Totally straight girl who likes to kiss girls to turn on the guys, but wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if it were in her face.
Did you see those two weekend warriors making out on the dancefloor with all the guys watching? They will totally never get it on without an audience.
by djshiva317 September 02, 2008
A bunch of teenage kids who party all weekend. They tend to vomit quite often and can't hold thier liquor. They think they're cool but they're not.
by Sarah Elizabethhh February 15, 2009