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jack the tab

subculture slang for ingesting LSD
I've got some white clinical blotter! do you wanna jack the tab?
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"
by CARLOS!!!!!! August 28, 2010
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The Taylor

When a girl fucks herself with a hotdog with two guys in the room and the hotdog breaks off in her and one guy fucks her in the ass while the other trys to eat the part of the hotdog that got stuck
"baby im feelin kinky lets do the taylor"
by GUY!!! May 5, 2009
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get me the tank

1. idiomatic expression derived from the television show 'Special 1 TV' used to describe a person who is laughing uncontrollably as to require oxygen. Also used to express sarcasm
Man 1: "i really think Newcastle will stay up"

Man 2: "Yeah right, get me the tank!"
by Edge732 May 11, 2009
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Filling The Tank

The act of expelling urine into a woman's asshole. Often brought about when asking "May I pee in your butt?".
Did you hear about last night? Tyrone ended up filling the tank with Shelly to the point where she was dripping oil for 3 hours
by Keith ac May 20, 2008
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The tailgater

When a person does their business on the toilet facing backwards while eating, using the tank as a TV tray.
My brother was pulling off The tailgater last night and spilled his beer and wings during a massive anal explosion.
by 2x2 October 1, 2013
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Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth
bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco
by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008
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