Steam Roller

When a girl is on top of a guy and she climbs up onto his chest and does a huge dump. Then rolls back and forward over it with her ass cheeks.

Dude I was with this HOT girl last night until she tried to give me the steam roller and I punched her in the face/

by PseudonymChild January 21, 2009

Steamed Pumpkin

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.

I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!

by Rude Donny October 24, 2005

Steam Train

move side to side with a sigh after a girl is turned on, usually by a kiss

"oh my what wonderful mouth you have!" *steam trains hard*

by darren 5mith March 05, 2021

Steam Train

What girls do after a good pull. A small shake and moan.

“Guess what I kissed a girl yesterday!”
“Did she steam train?”
“Of course she did”

by alex1056 February 25, 2021

Steamed Susan

Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.

After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.

by Reggie Bushes January 24, 2008

steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman

I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.

by Gregery May 01, 2006

steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!

after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!

by NglessCage May 27, 2006