skip the ship

Coined in Honolulu, HI; to have a relationship without the "ship;" to physically relate to someone (or something).

Hey girl, how about we skip the ship?

by Veniple December 15, 2009

Cruise Ship

A place that has everything you can do on land, but with the added excitement of possibly sinking or drowning.

Eddie - "Ben, I don't know how I feel about this cruise ship."

Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"

Eddie - "Well..."

Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
an iceberg?!"

James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"

Eddie - "Told you so..."

*Boat sinks

by YsGuy August 29, 2010

Ghost Ship

When a girl gets uglier and uglier the closer she gets. Like Pirates of the Caribbean.

That bitch was smoking across the bar..but turns out she's just a Ghost Ship. Just kept getting uglier and uglier the closer she got.

by PaddingtonBearCoat January 16, 2015

plague ship

When you should stay home sick but instead go out. This usually results in the infection of everyone around you.

verb: plagueshipping

I feel like shit but I have a test today. I'm just going to plague ship the class.

by dirkwob January 24, 2014

Ships and Dip

The most amazing time a person can have on the high seas. A week long cruise filled with amazing live bands and comedians including Guster, Great Big Sea, Carbon Leaf, Gaelic Storm, Harvey Danger, Harland Williams, Sean Cullen, and Boothby Graffoe just to name a few. Hosted by the BARENAKED LADIES but put on by Sixthman. Also aboard, some of the most awesome people you'll ever want to meet.

Person A: Oh I hear you just came back from Ships and Dip.
Person B: Sorry, I can't hear you, my mind's been blown.

by S&Der March 27, 2008

Ship’s Mast

As the previous commenter said, to ‘play ship’s mast’ is to climb out of the passenger seat of a car with the belts out of both windows and to lie on the bonnet/hood holding the belts while travelling at speed. The film in question is called Deathproof however, not Grindhouse.

“Say you’ll suck him off to convince him to lend us his car and then we’ll play Ship’s Mast!”

by overlordnat December 3, 2022

Cruise ship

The same as motorboating a girls breasts but the girls boobs are large

"Jake: I am going to cruise ship this girl tonight!"

"Matt: always knew you liked big boobs jake"

by JamesonBeer October 1, 2015