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pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
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Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.
She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}
by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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philly pretzel

A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.
“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”
by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018
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Pretzel

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!
by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019
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sticky pretzel

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.
"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"
by extracrispytea November 11, 2019
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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
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Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style
by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019
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