When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national
(Sample thread)
Kokopelli 3 days ago:
F1RST!!
P.S. I'm a douche
Gary from California State 1 day ago:
I second that.
ean 1 day ago:
yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
Kokopelli 3 days ago:
F1RST!!
P.S. I'm a douche
Gary from California State 1 day ago:
I second that.
ean 1 day ago:
yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008
Get the Future postingmug. A term to describe a derailment of a conversation by posting pointless and irrelevant Hanna-Barbera trivias and weird obsessions of cartoon characters with ginormous limbs, ruining the tone of the discussion. Commonly used by an obnoxious individual in Discord servers that are unfortunate to have them.
Friend A :" My cat passed away. Today was a hard day."
Friend B:" I'm so sorry to hear that buddy. I have a picture of my late cat I can share. Hold on."
Prower poster:" Uh... that's odd. So anyway, heres Huckleberry Hound in the 80's Yogi Bear cartoon. You can see he is a bit off colored to his 30's cartoon counterpart. Making him his nephew"
Friend A: "There he goes prower posting again. I'm leaving this server. Wouldn't miss it here. Stop DM-ing me pointless cartoon trivia, asshole. I don't give a shit."
Friend B:" I'm so sorry to hear that buddy. I have a picture of my late cat I can share. Hold on."
Prower poster:" Uh... that's odd. So anyway, heres Huckleberry Hound in the 80's Yogi Bear cartoon. You can see he is a bit off colored to his 30's cartoon counterpart. Making him his nephew"
Friend A: "There he goes prower posting again. I'm leaving this server. Wouldn't miss it here. Stop DM-ing me pointless cartoon trivia, asshole. I don't give a shit."
by Gnar Young February 23, 2023
Get the Prower Postingmug. used in forums, it means to post something about someone just for the purpose of trying to humiliate them because you have a grudge against them. when its really obvious a certain post is a 'grudge post', people comment the post saying something along the lines of: 'unfunny grudge post is unfunny.' usually the person who makes the 'grudge post' ends up looking the fool.
- community on livejournal showing pictures of people with bad makeup -
{picture of a girl with nice makeup}
cmnts:
GRUDGE POST.
{picture of a girl with nice makeup}
cmnts:
GRUDGE POST.
by sweetcheeksx April 6, 2009
Get the grudge postmug. A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.
Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.
Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.
We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.
Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.
We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.
by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020
Get the Post Mortemmug. Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.
by von groovy February 21, 2019
Get the post pastemug. When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.
by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017
Get the post wackermug. When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.
"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"
"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
by johnebbad January 31, 2010
Get the Butt-postmug.