split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Peen

The best MF clan in Modern Warfare

Tom: Aye man, what's your clan tag for MW?
Sam: Bruh, obviously it's Peen

by Dat_Boi42069 December 4, 2019

J'ing the peen

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"

I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover

by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025

peen

An averagely big thing that everyone laughs at in sex-ed

Girl 1: I hear Jacob has a big peen

by LaZerBeans_ October 18, 2022

Big peen

Something you don’t have

That boy over there doesn’t have a big peen

by Stupidbitch420 December 10, 2019

Peen

Bro code used for calling your friend a dick or asshole; more formal

Johnathan was such a peen when he touch my mom on the ass. He had sex with her to!

by Ihaveretardismlolzxxxx October 14, 2020

Peen

Penis

Suck my peen dawg

by Ofere June 27, 2019