Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

glass nipples

The result of cold canadian winters creating nipples so hard they could cut glass.

"Hey bro, you might want to wear a coat, the winds are causing some mad glass nipples."

by CamelToeKa October 28, 2013

frightened nipple

A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.

I have frightened nipples it’s so cold!

by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017

jerky nipple

A woman's rough nipple after breast feeding for a long period of time.

that girl had some serious jerky nipples.

by Xtine January 6, 2014

Tripled Nipple

Pronounced: tri⋅ple {trip-uhl} -pled nip⋅ple {nip-uhl}

-verb
1. The often attempted but rarely successful act of combining the mass, "girth", of three males penises in one anus (male or female) at the same time.

"So do you poop funny after that Tripled Nipple?"

by Mr. Dill Doe January 19, 2010

nazi nipple

-Nipples that are perpetually erect.

-Nipples that look like they are perpetually aroused

It's not the cold, just Nazi Nipples.

by Pseupi May 23, 2017

Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 9, 2020