mud cat

(noun): when, in the act of anal sex, a man pulls his penis out of the womans anus and immediately inserts it into her vagina. thus; rendering the woman with a mud cat.

- "You can never really trust a girl until she'll let you give her a mud cat."

- Bill: "Why is Jimmy so upset?", Amy: "We can't have sex for a while because I developed a yeast infection after he gave me a mud cat."

by MISTEReE March 16, 2008

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Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004

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mud cat

An attractive, perhaps slightly trashy , unestablished, uneducated, usually young, sexually active woman with no children, who is down for a good time and does not have a bad attitude. A typical age for a mud cat is 20- 24. Mudcats are further characterized by somewhat poor/fair decision making abilities, typically low income, and a curiosity to explore sex and relationships with older men. often seen walking places . mud cat is not necessarily a derogatory word, but rather , it is used in an endearing way by the guy who picks her up in his truck while she was walking to the tastee freeze and ends up having casual sex with her several times. Mud cats can be a lot of fun.

"You should have seen this mud cat i picked up last week!"

"Tyler needs to straighten up...he's 30 and still banging mud cats."

by jimmycakes November 14, 2015

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