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Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.
Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”
by s0uppppppppppp June 19, 2023
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jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.
Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?
by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021
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filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.
Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.
by Customrolla October 23, 2008
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019
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Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.
Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!
by ElPrimero September 13, 2019
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jose fabio

The best friend you could have, is super smart and clever, and incredible to pass time with and hang out. He will always be a fun partner and the very best person you could have by your side when it comes to cheer yourself up!
He is really smart and friendly, he must be a Jose Fabio!
by nightsun6423 March 7, 2017
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Jose Barger

a crazy, awesome person who cares about their friends and really would do anything for the person they love
by katiedoo20 November 21, 2011
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