Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 01, 2022

father tap

When you’re watching Forensic Files and the father totally tapped the daughter.

It was totally a father tap.

by Not a father tapper February 03, 2019

Father Hammond

Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.

Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.

by HopeKoala April 07, 2022

Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 09, 2022

Father kelleher

Creepy old man may have taken my brother

Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me

by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018

FATHER SWAG

swagger, he eats people. if you do not praise them. You will be attacked.

Person 1: Have you heard of FATHER SWAG?
person 2: Yes, he’s super cool but terrifying.

by LourdesS. July 11, 2021

Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect

I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night

by father of nature July 08, 2020