Dog

A very fluffy soft or not soft they can be small or big they also a man's best friend.

Human: I got a nice dog bruh
Human 2: Oh boi what kind!?
Human:Yes

Human 2: Ah, such a nice breed *Stares at humans dog* Yes

by SansySansPansy October 26, 2019

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Dog

A great companion that is fluffy and has amazing paws but when you two get a little closer, I’d say after haven’t got two years, you two kick things off and have sex under the moon lit covers then things get intense and your neighbor walks in on yours two fucking when he sees it he calls the police but you’re like oh shit please god no it’s not what it looks like but then your neighbor says oh fuck I was calling the cops so I could get their permission to fuck with you and I want to get front if you don’t mind but then you say no go fuck my cat Instead but then the neighbor gets jealous and and grabs the sword and slices your dick off so you can’t fuck the dog anymore and takes the dog by the sneaky big red and sticks it in his butt hole but the neighbor ain’t having none of that and your remember that you left the stove on so you grab the pan on the stove and press it against his dick and the neighbor screams so you screams and after all this the dog gets adopted

I love my dog

by Fartfuckle123 October 15, 2019

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Michael Vick's "fighting machines".

Person 1 Did you hear what happened to Michael Vick?
Person 2 Yea that cruel f****r organizes dog fights!

by I Love Animals November 22, 2007

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1) People who think they are tight, try really hard to be cool, etc

2) Literally can mean "tight" when not talking about people who try and be tight, also subs for "Ok, sounds good"

1) Middle class student: Who won that football game today?
Other middle class student: The dogs kids...so tight...except not.

2) Person: Hey, I got a 95% on the chem test!
Me: Dogs.

3) Person:We are hanging out tonight right?
Me: Dogs.

by optimusprimexo January 30, 2010

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