A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 6, 2014
Get the curb cricketmug. by bennyfucker July 12, 2009
Get the Cricket Skittermug. by mozzylovingmfka28 September 1, 2021
Get the Coon Cricketmug. n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.
would you be interested in buying....oooow
by Al October 12, 2004
Get the Cricket Batmug. by krc22 December 15, 2007
Get the dick cricketmug. by thiccdaddy123applejack February 12, 2020
Get the Snow cricketmug. 