fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

nuke's connection

Really bad internet connection.

Man, you have walmart Internet.

No, its just nuke's connection!

by 1t82 November 18, 2016

The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

by zekolonon March 20, 2024

The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.

Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.

by Tasty Stew September 10, 2018

A Connect 4

Four "Blunt Wraps" or "Papers" that are licked, stuck together, and rolled into one long slow burning "Blunt" or "Joint." It is usually done by a young first time adolescent teenage smoker who doesn't care about the bud they're wasting or their tolerance. Most of the time it gets harder to hit halfway through because of all the resin build up and seldomly has no structural stability throughout its center or where any of the ends conjoin and requires two people to smoke.

John: "Dude what's taking so long? "
Billy: "It's fucking A Connect 4, it takes some time to roll, man"
John: "Well that 4 Connect better smoke as long as you took to roll it, Bitch"

by Ølijah October 12, 2017

connect 4 night

a connect 4 night is when you and your guys get together and competitively play connect 4 while you get into a deep ass bag talk. bringing the squad closer and closer

Bro, I gotta fill u in tonight at connect 4 night

by Doctor Fuck November 04, 2021

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

by ummmmmmm..... you? December 11, 2018