Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.
Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.
by Michael&Jay May 06, 2016
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Batman Time

Going to sleep after 6 am and waking up at 3pm or later
I missed class because I am on Batman time
by Slam7550 May 29, 2013
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Batman Phenomenon

The idea that cencorship laws and restricting freedom of speech forces people underground. Creating censorship and imbalance in conversation forces people underground to operate "in the cover of night", just like Batman, fighting for what he believes is right, in which he battles with his own ethics and morals. The law (US law or country equiv.) Doesn't necessarily agree with Batman but understands why he operates in that way. Social media platforms are creating more and more batmans (who are moving to darker platforms). Which is creating a large social discourse bubbles as people who follow news which only represent their own ideals are becoming increasingly imbalanced by filtering out opposing thoughts and behaviours.
Twitter has perpetuated the Batman Phenomenon by forcing people to operate in the cover of night to push their own ideologies outside of the rules of the existing framework.
by Wootastic March 07, 2019
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batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them
Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?
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A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.
Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.
by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021
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GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!

A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.

Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).
Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
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Blue Batman

The dark whispy clouds seen over the horizon at dawn or dusk.
"The sunrise is beautiful, but these blue batmans are tripping me out"
by kingofthen0rth February 13, 2018
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