S-11

the senior class of 2011 attending Mineola High School

girl 1- see that kid!

girl 2- yeah

girl 1- he's S-11!

by TRLAX14M March 14, 2011

May 11

THe day of the year that some of the most prestigious and wonderful people were born on. Taurus - these people are obstinate, persevering and intelligent. They can sometimes be rude, but they know what they want. Those who were born on May 11 include the following
""Never hate a song that's sold a half million copies."
Irving Berlin
(05/11/1888 – 09/22/1989)
Russian composer

(with Bing and the Andrews Sisters)
"The only sin is mediocrity."
Martha Graham
(05/11/1894 – 04/01/1991)
US choreographer, dancer

"Take me! I am the hallucinogenic!"
Salvador Dali
(05/11/1904 – 01/23/1989)
Spanish surrealist

"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
Richard P. Feynman
(05/11/1918 – 02/15/1988)
Nobelist Physicist, teacher, storyteller, bongo player

"Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference."
Mort Sahl
(05/11/1927 – )
Canadian comic

"Never exalt people because they're in your family; never exalt people because they're your color; never exalt people because they're your kinfolk. Exalt them because they're worthy."
Louis Farrakhan
(05/11/1933 – )
US Islamic leader

"Send me out into another life. But get me back for supper."
Faith Popcorn
(05/11/1947 – )
US management consultant " <<taken from www.born-today.com>>

Hey today's May 11. Yes it is, it's Allison's birthday, that stubborn bull"

by alliy May 16, 2005

9-11

The day with the event that finally gave the US government the perfect excuse to scare the rights out of most citizens. God DAMN America.

i~i - T-H-E - P-A-T-R-I-O-T - A-C-T - i~i

by Eric Melech December 28, 2006

69/11

The most horrifying and dangerous sex move known to humans. It involves a jet engine, two penises, the Illuminati and an exploding nuclear vagina. I will not go into details.

No one shall be saved from the 69/11.

by Joe Mommas Ass October 22, 2011

9/11

The best thing that ever happened to country music.

Lyrics to newest country song: "9/11, terrorists, Osama, 9/11, Kick your ass." It's gonna be a big hit.

by L3375k337 March 26, 2008

7/11

All night convenience store.

"7/11 might not always have business, but they're aaaaalways open."

by youcancrushme September 1, 2006

December 11

Bully your short friend day! IF you have a short friend make sure you bully them!

Date: December 11
Tall friend: “ hey do you know what day it is?

Short friend: “runs away

by December 11. December 9, 2019