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salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.
Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.
by User6802 April 11, 2016
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feelings player

Someone who first gives you bf/gf material but after a while friend zones you or says he/she likes someone else. He/she mostly has done this with multiple people
"I had cute conversations with this dude till 3 A.M. But today he said he saw me as a really good friend, while we had really intense conversations"

"I'm sorry but you are dealing with a feelings player. "
by Feelings dealer December 31, 2019
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big feelings

Feelings bigger than you can handle. You would need three arms to handle them.
Due to his big feelings Paul can't come to work anymore.
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!? October 21, 2020
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Feels Food

Food that is eaten when the feels are high or low, the actual food involved in "eating your feelings". Typically consumed when sad, angry, or frustrated, but can be involved with any high level of emotion.
Feels food is usually junk food, like chips, ice cream, candy, or soda, but can be any stress reliving food, especially crunchy or sweet things.
Upset by her recent break-up, Mandy raided the fridge and the cabinets for feels food.
by Bubblegum2304 January 1, 2015
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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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taste the feeling

coca cola's new slogan to make people want to drink it more.
have you herd of coke's new slogan "taste the feeling"?
by nobody else here November 28, 2017
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feeling the yeet

“Feeling the yeet” is a term used when you feel like throwing yourself out of the window. It is commonly used in stressful situations such as: when you are caught cheating on your gf, when your mom walks in on you during sexy time, or when you are caught in-action by the authorities.
Damn bro, you’ll never guess what happened yesturday! My mom walked in on me getting laid yesturday! I’m feeling the yeet rn.
by Your mums bussom August 9, 2020
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