make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
by nathan skerry December 28, 2007
Get the dangerous wankmug. thedangerousdolls.com website
A great example of what is called "altporn". The first ever HDR photos of a nude model on ANY adult website were first featured on this website in May of 2010. unlike most pseudo "altporn" websites the dangerous dolls is not owned by large porn companies and pays their models very well.
A great example of what is called "altporn". The first ever HDR photos of a nude model on ANY adult website were first featured on this website in May of 2010. unlike most pseudo "altporn" websites the dangerous dolls is not owned by large porn companies and pays their models very well.
by havocandtwigs July 9, 2010
Get the the dangerous dollsmug. by fannymoi August 21, 2006
Get the jakob dangermug. The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.
by Smitty March 29, 2005
Get the Danger Chodemug. by SeanX May 13, 2003
Get the nae dangermug. Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
Get the Danger Mousemug. A person or place that creates an awkward situation, conversation, or encounter. A danger pit should be avoided as it breeds awkwardness and discomfort.
"The gym was such a danger pit today. I saw all five of my last hookups"
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."
by Jonatephicalie May 12, 2014
Get the Danger Pitmug.