by .Bitch. November 7, 2018
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by ShortBusLarry November 23, 2018
Get the Talis mug.a stupid kid that is really funny and a nice guy,he is a loyal friend and a good boyfriend and you could spend hours talking to him.if you have a talas never let him go
by tyrone8216 November 24, 2018
Get the talas mug.The ninth divine in Skyrim. Practically caused the entire civil war in Skyrim.
The entire Heimskr speech won’t fit below so this is the beginning:
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
The entire Heimskr speech won’t fit below so this is the beginning:
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
by Spac3chicken December 19, 2018
Get the Talos mug.a very tall human.probably very sweet.hilarious.knows every lyric to every lil baby song ever.can be annoying but will never fail to make you laugh.he comes across as stupid but is actually so smart.if he cares for someone he has a weird way of showing it.he is athletic.probably plays football and basketball.everyone needs a talas
sally:”you know that kid talas.”
susie:”yeah why?”
sally:”he’s so tall.”
susie:”i know right,and very athletic.”
susie:”yeah why?”
sally:”he’s so tall.”
susie:”i know right,and very athletic.”
by hanken December 27, 2018
Get the talas mug.A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.
The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
Get the Tales of Hoffman mug.Talis is really funny, usually doesn’t take things seriously but is always there for you when you need them to be. He has really good abs and is usually small in size if you know what I mean.
by The real Peppa pig June 3, 2019
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