One who consumes massive amounts of corn syrup beverages, typically American. Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial flavors, fake dyes such as red 40 or yellow 6. Often paired with a canola/soybean oil drenched burger and fries.
Aaron: What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!
Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!
Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!
Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 6, 2025

by amongus420 October 5, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

by not maple syrup January 4, 2022

by theseanisgool August 7, 2016

Syrup hands/booty fingers. This happens when you wipe your ass and get doo doo on your fingertips. The smell of syrup is actually doo doo from the last time you Shitted. I’m not a scientist but I’m tell you, what was told by my professor and studies
by Professor . Jackson February 28, 2019

by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022
