African surfing

When you have sex with a very big assed woman, you smack her ass once and then just follow the waves.

Her: baby, lets have sex! Please daddy im horny.
Him: Alright, but I'm tired. Turn around and I'll do some african surfing.

by Tilion September 9, 2019

album surfing

listening to various albums back to back in a fashion of binge-watching for music

(Daniel) What are you doing tonight

(Jeff) I'm album surfing my favorite band

by non rubber duck February 5, 2020

Michigan Surfing

When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves

Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?

Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼

by Biglad412 March 15, 2022

sarging

to go sarging is to go around picking up girls.

last night i went sarging with Tom, i even sarged the 10 in the group by the bar.

by fcuk21 August 14, 2006

freeway surfing

verb. the action of quickly and fluidly moving a motor vehicle from outside lane to exit or vice versa, usually without aid of a signal.

You don't see too much freeway surfing on the I-5 anymore...just north of the grapevine.

by quassel September 15, 2006

deadline surfing

A deadline is approaching, there is 20 person-days of work to-be-done, and 5 workdays in front of you. While you wade through the doable tasks, more work piles up behind you faster and faster, pushing you towards the deadline. Then, the wave breaks, either you surf straight out of it with confidence and speed (you successfully finish work) or you crash and fall into the whitewater (which experienced deadline surfers call the "stuck inside a washing machine mayhem").

The deadline arrives, washes every crashed surfer on shore, while the experienced riders swim out to catch the next one.

"I love deadlines, I love the sound they make when they swoosh by".
Douglas Adams

"Sorry, can we reschedule to later? I am currently deadline surfing for the deadline tomorrow".

by leobard April 1, 2009

Cloud surfing

(Aviation) The practice of flying a VFR aircraft very close to the tops of the clouds. Generally illegal in US airspace.

Captain Booty went cloud surfing in his Pitts.

by Pseudonum352 October 8, 2014