by Anonymous August 20, 2003
Get the skunk suckermug. A female/male who likes to have the feeling of balls(testes)in their mouth and like to suck on them for their pleasure and delight not the person who's balls their sucking on
Andy:man hayden I love when u suck my balls u jst love to make me feel good. Hayden:No I do it for me Andy I love how soft they feel in my mouth and I love to suck on them. Andy:oh god ur such a dirty ball sucker u nasty bitch I love it. Hayden:so can I suck ur balls?_licks lips_
by Asi ;) wears stilettos September 29, 2010
Get the ball suckermug. A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.
(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008
Get the clock suckermug. n. This expression is rooted in Confederate America when cruel and unusual punishment was a common thing. The porch sucker, much like a cotton picker, was a deliquent servant. This bottom feeder was sentenced to sucking the plantation porch clean on hands and knees until thy had served their time.
In modern times the porch sucker is some crazy ass fool who has neglected his/her duties as a friend, or stood you up to hook up with the opposite sex.
v. You can also say "this sucks a porch!". This implys a great distaste for some form of delinquency or inadequacy.
In modern times the porch sucker is some crazy ass fool who has neglected his/her duties as a friend, or stood you up to hook up with the opposite sex.
v. You can also say "this sucks a porch!". This implys a great distaste for some form of delinquency or inadequacy.
"I can't believe you ditched me to suck her porch"
"God, my stupid porch sucking friends are so unreliable!"
"@#?!!@! PORCH SUCKER!!@@#@!?!"
"God, my stupid porch sucking friends are so unreliable!"
"@#?!!@! PORCH SUCKER!!@@#@!?!"
by Genemarie August 12, 2005
Get the porch suckermug. 1. a person having anal sex for the partener's pleasure and willing to eat even craps;
2. a person or organization, eg, mass medium, flattering a specific political party or class to veil the truth;
2. a person or organization, eg, mass medium, flattering a specific political party or class to veil the truth;
a: did you see abc news last night?
b: wtf?
a: they showed the interview with the fundamentalists supporting the iraq war just after showing mr dubya's announcement.
b: that idiot's an anal sucker for the christian fundamentalists.
b: wtf?
a: they showed the interview with the fundamentalists supporting the iraq war just after showing mr dubya's announcement.
b: that idiot's an anal sucker for the christian fundamentalists.
by akiyama yoshihiro March 15, 2010
Get the anal suckermug. by julianablelar October 30, 2010
Get the pickle suckermug. Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.
by Moontos December 11, 2008
Get the Badge Suckermug.