suck my middle dick finger

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'

Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

by Emma Lee Rosa April 9, 2017

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

by DORER January 10, 2021

suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.

I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

by Endr9 February 4, 2020