Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.
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Get the stool pusher mug.- verb (used without object), strooned, strooning, stroons
- abbreviation of the word questroon
to inquire, irritate, pester or holler at a person
- abbreviation of the word questroon
to inquire, irritate, pester or holler at a person
1) I was sitting in the conference room bored to tears so I decided to stroon everyone in my contact list
2) I was text messaging with Isaac and he sent me back an out of context question mark. My response: "Isaac, why did you just stroon me?"
3) Last night while I was hammered I decided, like an idiot, to stroon her.
4) Why you strooning me?
5) You just strooned me.
6) Every time she gets wet she stroons me.
2) I was text messaging with Isaac and he sent me back an out of context question mark. My response: "Isaac, why did you just stroon me?"
3) Last night while I was hammered I decided, like an idiot, to stroon her.
4) Why you strooning me?
5) You just strooned me.
6) Every time she gets wet she stroons me.
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Get the stroon mug.did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
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Get the jacobs step stool mug.A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus
John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
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