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Pimp stomp

That's how a pimp stomps his ho' when she ain't got his money. Can be used to express to someone just how severely you are about to whip them because they don't have the brains that God gave a garden pea.
Used in a sentence: "You better back up off me, I'm about to pimp stomp you!"
by rikkitiki February 3, 2010
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monkey stomp

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.
Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)
by Billy Talent November 16, 2005
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curb stomp

aka:Russian Mouthwash; the act of stomping on ones head that is postioned with a curb or other concrete object between the uper and lower jaws. Usualy results in the teeth of the victim going directly into the brain and killing them.
Alex Bate takes advantage of his girlfriends by curbstomping them and then having sex with there dead carcasses.

Boobies.....
by max & fish December 18, 2004
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Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.
Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?
by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011
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dong stomp

dong stomp: verb; stomping of the dong. this phrase, that likely originated on yik yak, is commonly thought by most scholars to mean a sexual act in which one or more partners 'step on' or 'stomp' a man's penis to cause sexual arousal.
Giving away free dong stomps tonight at the McDonald's on 64th!
by the realest g January 4, 2015
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grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!
I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!
by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013
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Stomp the yard

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.
Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016
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