by matt jones March 24, 2008
Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)
by Billy Talent November 03, 2005
aka:Russian Mouthwash; the act of stomping on ones head that is postioned with a curb or other concrete object between the uper and lower jaws. Usualy results in the teeth of the victim going directly into the brain and killing them.
Alex Bate takes advantage of his girlfriends by curbstomping them and then having sex with there dead carcasses.
Boobies.....
Boobies.....
by max & fish December 19, 2004
In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.
Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2016
When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.
by drizzydrerogers1 February 13, 2011
A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.
by Apete April 04, 2008
A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!
by B Lumpkin November 14, 2013