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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe
Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still
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No, probably not... But still!

Or maybe! That very well may (in fact) be the case.
Hym "No, probably not... But still! Which is why your kind need to be treated with and extreme and vigorous skepticism"
by Hym Iam January 18, 2024
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despite everything, its still you

The famous quote from Undertale that makes people regret their life choices after murdering many people
"Despite everything, its still you"
*puts down controller*
"Oh my god, I AM THE MONSTER
by the person of the year February 3, 2024
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Still hit

When u only lasted a few minutes but u still cracked
Her: you only lasted 5 minutes
Me: I still hit
by My_nam3is April 7, 2023
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I know there's still good in you

I cliche said by chicks in movies when their boyfriend goes on a villain arc
Peter: "I know what I have to do"
Jane: "you don't have to do this! I know there's still good in you!"
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YoU'd StIlL f*cK

Yeah, yeah I know what I'd fuckin do...
Bitch "YoU'd StIlL f*cK!"

Hym "It's a compulsion so how about you fuckin relax, yeah?"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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