The act of placing your arm under the shower head to create a concentrated stream of water most often used to blast coagulated jizz down the shower drain.
The Stanhope is effective for 20+ male shower jerk off sessions.
The Stanhope is effective for 20+ male shower jerk off sessions.
My jizz was stuck all over the shower floor. I wasn't going to step in that shit, so I used The Stanhope and blasted that shit down the drain.
by spuds927 November 13, 2013
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Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff
by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016
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by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017
Get the facebook standoff mug.Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.
by BrofessorD May 22, 2017
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by JimothyTheRat November 2, 2018
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Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
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