ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.

Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.

by enoreyt August 7, 2012

Moodle Stalk

Using the online website Moodle, to find information about students at your university. Their name, phone number, and dormitory are a few of the pieces of information that can be found on the Moodle website. Generally used by students who attend the University of Portland in Oregon.

"Dude I tottaly Moodle Stalked her last night, I think she lives in Kenna"

by Whipcream5 September 6, 2014

stalk box

the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing

yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box

by kevinadork December 29, 2011

gang stalking

The network is satanic. It's a group, pyramid system, with many varying layers of wealth - and poverty, on the lower rungs - including police, the intelligence agencies (ALL OF THEM), doctors, executives, actresses, waitresses, you name it - even the guy running the gas station. It's large and controls all aspects of our world. What is known as gang stalking is really just what is honestly known as "aggressive surveillance" by network members. The way to deal with gang stalking is to bless your enemies, with all the love, kindness, and empathy you can command. For those on the dark side, these higher frequencies are like hot coals on their head...

The explanations she was giving me in her attempts to explain away my claims of gang stalking were so far-fetched that she seemed to have lost touch with reason. I suspected fear was the culprit and I empathized with her. Nobody wish that to be true, especially if it touches a loved one...

by bluewords_ July 7, 2009

gang stalking

Gang stalking is the term used to refer to the perceived perception by individuals that large mobs of people are stalking them, for whatever insidious purpose. It is closely related to the perception that one's mind is being read, or that others are constantly talking about one behind ones bat.

These perceptions all egocentric (that is, centred around the person believing they are experiencing gang stalking, not necessarily egoistic) symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. If you are under the impression that you are being gang stalked and aren't an oligarch who's made public statements against Vladimir Putin, or a mobster: you are not, seek help

Gang stalking is not a real phenomenon; it is schizophrenia

by Rural Lexicon December 19, 2015

stalking cap

A cold weather cap a stalker wears while on patrol. Most stalking caps are able to be pulled down over the stalkers face to conceal his identity when he picks his victim.

The old man pulled his stalking cap over his face as he stepped out of his windowless van.

by davelgop January 22, 2008

Sasquatch Stalks

A girl's unshaven hairy legs.

"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."

by Sean/Ryan March 10, 2008