Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019

storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

by pellygirl October 29, 2012

storm and silence

Famous wattpad book by Sir Rob starring Lillian Linton and Mr. Rikkard Ambrose which follows their story of love and development, trust and character and follows them through their years of sarcasm.

A: Have you read "Storm and Silence"?
B: No. Not yet.
A: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE THEN?! Go read it rn.

by Zodiacinmind May 12, 2021

Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

Storm Rider

The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.

Here comes the Storm rider we may have hope.... pray we listen...

by Lyrique November 18, 2017