snorgasbord

A collection of animals so cute that you feel obligated to serially snorgle them from left to right and back again, sampling each one much as you might do with a smorgasbord / buffet.

*huffs a collection of hamsters, budgies and iguanas* Ahhh! So cute! Jane, come snorgle this snorgasbord!

by PoultrySnorgler September 18, 2017

snorge

The act of accidentally spitting onto, unto, or into another persons face or mouth whilst talking conversationally face to face. Usually accompanied by an awkward moment that has no "default" response - most commonly people just continue to talk though both parties realized the snorge.

"Bro, I totally snorged in that chick's mouth just now asking for her number."

Try not to snorge when doing a job interview.

That one dude who keeps snorging at evert

This word is rarely used in conversation as it is a brand new never-been used word.

by PirateRadio September 27, 2017

smörgostårta

a swedish dick

my smörgostårta is bigger than yours

by duckster05 November 27, 2017

Snorgle

When you are congested and you breath in and it makes that weird noise. You are snorgly.

My chubby dog would snorgle when she looked up at me

by selfloathingtrekie December 25, 2017

Snorgasm

Having an orgasm in your sleep.

Last night, I had this super hot dream. I totally had a snorgasm.

by Daisy Doright May 31, 2018

Smorgasm

A large table of orgasms

Me: You're faking your smorgasms

by HightownHustler June 2, 2018

snorgs

a croogy croger, often times misshapen. 1 could associate a snorg as one who resides within the snorgus boards of hortlesnorgs. A crippy cran cran, the snorg snorts north in the summerland. By nature; a true jiffy would get off knowing the small small never could really run run. OKKKKK, but think about the logistical nature of your whhhhheeeet. No worries! tho this could be the littles pecker the pocked. PROLAWMAAAANARY? probs.

Yo groseph, the mad man in the back is probably wicked wacky on SNORGS!
CHILL BROTHER BRODIE, HE SNUCK IT UP HIS OTHER BUTT.

SNORFS.
*BOTH BROS SNORF TOGETHER IN UNISON*

by snorgsnorfer420 March 16, 2018