squashka

mixture of vodka, squash and water. easy and cheap way to get absolutely fucked. some people may mix with lemonade but this is simply unacceptable behaviour and ruins the original premise of the beverage.

student 1: i haven’t got any mixer i can’t just drink straight voddy all night, what u got ?

student 2: squashka mate

by maebemds July 23, 2021

white squash

1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian

2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.

3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.

ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!

by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007

Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

Squash

squash is NOT a sport.

Ranga: is Squash a sport?
normal person: HELL NO! Its a hobby. its like collecting stamps

by squashisnotsport August 29, 2010

Squish Porn

when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it

"Yo man, that squish porn is the shit."

by I <3 gay porn May 18, 2010

squishy

adj.

1. Something that's easy-going, soft, or smooth; uneventful.
2. A calm or relaxed state of being; tranquil.
3. A flaccid penis.

question: "How are you? How's everything going?" answer: "Everything's squishy." or just "squishy."

by Prasand J. July 14, 2007