squelch

squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.

hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!

by Big_Men0001 June 12, 2024

squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.

Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.

by squidelish June 16, 2024

Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.

Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean

by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Squelch

A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.

The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.

by anonymous December 22, 2024

Squelching

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls

“I’m squelching so hard right now”

by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025