Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

rubber spunk

The semen (better known as cum) inside of a rubber after you finish blowing a big one right after a great fuck.

Man, last night I fucked the hell out of my girl friend and afterward, I pull off the condom and slung my RUBBER SPUNK all over her shit.

She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL

by Doctor Mattadon December 14, 2008

Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.

Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011

PM Spunk

PM Spunk

PM Spunk is a Visionary in the Fields of Writing, Poetry and Humorism

by HAZIK May 23, 2018

Spunk catcher

A spunk catcher is the acted of catching mans load on your face from three or more feet.

Hey my best friend is a spunk catcher

by 1223493 September 15, 2015

spunk sandwitch

the act of cumming inside a persons asshole and cheeks in other words filling the sandwich buns with your special sauce after you fill it with the meat

my girlfriend loves spunk sandwitches with a side of fries

by bob boberton April 13, 2015