Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.

That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.

by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021

Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.

Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.

by Coomercrap February 7, 2022

Splooshi

When you accidentally drop your sushi in your soy sauce.

Before I got the sushi in my mouth, it slipped and caused a splooshi.

by Wazrom July 20, 2022

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Snooze Splooge

Wet dream; ejaculated while sleeping

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019