Snooting

The act of a human making nose to nose contact with a dog (or cat).

Alan loved snooting with with pet cocker spaniel Jamie - his cold, wet nose was irresistible!

by AlanontheRiverClyde February 20, 2018

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

shooting penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

by masterodeat November 6, 2018

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

shooting star

burnt weed that falls to the floor when you blow it out the pipe.

Justine: (blows the pipe before cleaning it)
Rio: Dude can you pick up those shooting stars that fell on the floor?

Justine: sure babe, sorry !

by velvetierio August 30, 2019

Shooting the shit

The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.

We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.

by withad34 January 25, 2020

Shooting the Shit

Shooting the shit is the art of talking about, everything, anything, and just asking why. From the fundamentals of life, to the the minuscule details of the day to day routine.

Shooting the shit can also be known as bsing or bullshiting.

I was shooting the shit about this weather with Bill the other day. Talk about a fucking hot one!

by Idek what to put here May 10, 2020