split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek

I see your split decision.

by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008

split pea

synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.

Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea.

by habs10 February 12, 2010

split my wig

To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.

"You don't always pass up a chance to split my wig like that." - Will Smith to Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince)

by xoise October 9, 2007

Shit and Split

Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart

Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.

by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

wig split

To get your head knocked in.

Don't get yo wig split mess'n wit that fool. He on drugs and all kinda shit.

by Be' Be' November 19, 2003

Split

A city of southwest Croatia on the Dalmatian coast of the Adriatic Sea. Founded as a Roman colony, it later grew around a palace built by Diocletian in the early fourth century A.D. Population: 200,459

no example

by Drazen April 25, 2004

SPLIT BALLS

MALES WHO WEAR THEIR PANTS TOO TIGHT
WHICH APPEARS TO SPLIT THEIR TESTICLES.

THAT COWBOYS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT, HE HAS SPLIT BALLS!

by milkbone2 December 9, 2008