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split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek
by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008
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split pea

synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.
Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea.
by habs10 February 12, 2010
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split my wig

To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.
"You don't always pass up a chance to split my wig like that." - Will Smith to Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince)
by xoise October 9, 2007
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Shit and Split

Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart
Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.
by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
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wig split

Don't get yo wig split mess'n wit that fool. He on drugs and all kinda shit.
by Be' Be' November 19, 2003
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Split

A city of southwest Croatia on the Dalmatian coast of the Adriatic Sea. Founded as a Roman colony, it later grew around a palace built by Diocletian in the early fourth century A.D. Population: 200,459
by Drazen April 25, 2004
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SPLIT BALLS

MALES WHO WEAR THEIR PANTS TOO TIGHT
WHICH APPEARS TO SPLIT THEIR TESTICLES.
THAT COWBOYS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT, HE HAS SPLIT BALLS!
by milkbone2 December 9, 2008
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