ford focus sedan

One of the most biggest pieces of shit out there! It’s got the worst dual clutch transmissions ever made! At least it hit number one somewhere right? 6 new automatic clutches in 100k Miles means it makes money if of being the worst ford ever made! A guy named devyn probably drives it and does nothing but talk it up and how fast the “race red” color makes it!

I hate the Ford Focus sedan

by Williams56 April 20, 2018

Battle or Skedaddle

A more informal synonym for fight or flight, referring to an animals instinct to either fight or run when threatened.

When we got near that raccoon, it instantly went into battle or skedaddle mode.

by King Loaf June 2, 2018

houdini of speach

Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.

Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.

by Hdifhejshfiejs December 9, 2019

If I speak I am in big trouble

When someone believes that sharing certain information could lead to negative consequences for themselves.

- In terms of how this game panned out in the end, just how big an impact did those two sendings-off have?
- I prefer really not to... not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. In big trouble. And I don't want to be in big trouble.

by VΑSI June 14, 2023

Spadaforical

A statement given as a complete and inarguable fact regardless of logic or factual obligation. Usually racist and/or sexist in nature and often demeaning to people of a different culture, sexual preference or physical appearance.

Common amongst people suffering from Napoleon complex.

"Nah dude...niggers are just lazy. They trade their food stamps for crack. The fag ones smoke it out of their boyfriend's cocks"

"Wow...that was completely spadaforical"

by Jamal Stardust December 15, 2006

gay speak

dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`

<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

leet speak

Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to read unless you're an annoying 13 year old boy or 16 year old girl, and it often takes longer to type out words in leet than it does to regularly type them out.

13 y/o boy: "OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!!!1!!! LEET SPEAK IS T3H 4W50M3N355!!!!11!!1!!!1"
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."

by My name August 12, 2006